The converting machine were all running clickety clack
In the hopes that production would not be held back
When what to management’s unpleasant surprise,
The static was so bad, it impacted their lives.
The customers were mad, plant workers not fine
All in an effort to meet a tight deadline.
This was no ordinary printing request
It was the Christmas catalog that promoted its best.
In a desperate attempt, out comes the tinsel
Draped over machines, like dawn of a thistle.
The problem at hand, it wasn’t the cure
They needed something more potent that was for sure.
Jingle goes our phone in a desperate plea
Is there someone at Static Clean that can help me?
In times like this, passive won’t bring luck
You need a 4203 static bar, so please contact Chuck.
CHECK OUT OUR MODEL 4203 FOR THE TOUCH CONVERTING STATIC PROBLEMS
WWW.STATICCLEAN.COM chuck@staticclean.com
